The game’s also loaded with a bunch of excuses to let you have a unique experience. Naturally, I didn’t explore the entire goddamn map for this review, because I do not have the ability to freeze time in order to get through this whole game and release this review before the sun freezes over and kills us all. The Steam page for this game claims that there are 400 different maps with cities, dungeons, secrets, and a ridiculous amount of non-playable scattered around the place. I don’t know where the pussy pounding factors in, but we’ll figure it out along the way. You get to decide, through your actions, whether you’re going to fuck the world up all the way, or save it from the brink of destruction. The world is fucked, because some ancient dragon disappeared, and this somehow got everyone’s panties in a bunch. The official intro to the story is that you are playing as a knight whose job it is to figure shit out. That is, everyone has the right to consensual filthy sex. It’s all one big mixed bag of equal rights. There’s mystical creatures, monsters, anthropomorphized animals, but like, not in a furry way. This game has a sufficiently original story, with all the fantasy tropes needed to keep things interesting. An Immersive Storyįor a porn game with an emphasis on roleplay, the story is key.
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I wouldn’t stand there like I’m waiting in line to get my driver’s license renewed, eager to hear my number being called from behind the desk. I’d swing the damn thing until either my enemies or I was dead. If I had to fix my problems in real life using a sword, this is how I’d go about doing that. It’s simple, it’s fast, and it doesn’t get in my way. You see a monster you walk up to it, you swing a sword at it until it dies. Well, if you liked the original Zelda, you’ll love this game, because it’s the exact same fucking deal. And yet, games like the original Zelda managed an open world just fine without forcing you out of the action. It was an excuse that old-school developers had to default to because the technology just didn’t allow for realtime combat. This is the kind of game that respects the fact that we’re living in a new goddamn century, and turn-based combat sucks. I swear, if I have to play another RPG that tries to get around lack of creativity by forcing me to play Final Fantasy, again, for the millionth time, I’ll chop my dick off and mail it to the developers. Why? Because it’s not fucking turn-based. The combat for this game is a steaming pile of dog poo, and I absolutely love it. Normally I leave the technical specifics for last, but I just can’t with this game, because I’m so fucking thrilled. You never know where you’re going to end up. In this game, you have a lot more freedom and variety. They just got convoluted as hell and forced you to grind experience points so you can take down the big bad guy at the end.
Those games had story, sure, but they didn’t have a lot of heart. It’s an entire goddamn universe that puts the early Final Fantasy titles to shame. It’s the kind of game that you play when you’re lonely. This is the kind of game you play when you’re single. But if I were well centered, I wouldn’t be staring at porn 99% of the time. Those are people that we like to call well centered human beings.
Some people don’t have time to dive face-first into an entire world of smut. Your average porn game gives you an hour’s worth of playtime with some faps in between. It’s the kind of smut game that makes me proud to be a game reviewer. Princess & Conquest is a huge fucking title. Today we’re looking at a classic RPG porn title, with all the bells and whistles of retro role-playing games, but also tons of smut.
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